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Total Medals Earned: 885 (From 137 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,695 Points

WaxOware

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/445 points)

Badge of Loss 5 Points

Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.

Badge of Viscousness 5 Points

For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.

Badge of Compassion 5 Points

You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.

Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points

For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?

Badge of Gullibility 5 Points

You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.

Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points

The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.

Badge of Patience 5 Points

You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.

Badge of Time Gone 5 Points

Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.

Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points

To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.

Badge of Normality 25 Points

Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.

Badge of Arcade Identity 50 Points

Reach level 2 in Arcade mode

Badge of Love 50 Points

Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.

Badge of WAAAARRGGHH!!! 50 Points

Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).

Badge of Arcade Supremacy 100 Points

Reach level 3 in Arcade mode

Badge of Arcade Ultimatum 100 Points

Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Wee Express

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)

Drinking Problem 5 Points

Become really drunk.

Nail it 10 Points

Nail (submit) a high score.

When the flush doesn't works... 10 Points

Score 5,000 points or more.

Toilet Addict 50 Points

Score 25,000 points or more.

Toliet King 100 Points

Score 50,000 points or more.

White Mage Christmas

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

World of Mutants

Medals Earned: 13/16 (190/390 points)

Dark Space 5 Points

Level Dark Space Complete

First Blood 5 Points

Your first unit died

Full Upgrade 5 Points

The soldier reached the full improvement

Killer 5 Points

Destroy 50 enemies

Usual Survival 5 Points

3 units have survived

Hostile Space 10 Points

Level hostile space Complete

Nice Survival 10 Points

4 units have survived

Predator 10 Points

Destroy 200 enemies

Wet Planet 10 Points

Level wet planet Complete

Assassin 25 Points

Destroy 400 enemies

Cold Planet 25 Points

Level cold planet Complete

Epic Survival 25 Points

5 units have survived

Magnetic Space 50 Points

Level magnetic space Complete

Demolition Cyborg 50 Points

Destroy 600 enemies

Incredible Survival 50 Points

6 units have survived

Hellish Planet 100 Points

Level hellish planet Complete

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/455 points)

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.

zOMGies

Medals Earned: 13/14 (465/490 points)

Collector 5 Points

Collect 10 pickups on a level

Pansy 5 Points

Die

Bullseye 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

Freeman 10 Points

Kill a big zombie with the crowbar

Professional 10 Points

Kill 50 zombies

Relentless 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies

Shredder 25 Points

Unlock the chainsaw

Zombieland 25 Points

Reach level 10

Marathon 50 Points

Reach level 20

Massacre 50 Points

Kill 500 zombies

Sureshot! 50 Points

Get 100 headshots

Zombie Holocaust 100 Points

Kill 1000 zombies

Zomg! 100 Points

Reach level 30

Zoller 25 Points

100% headshots in a level

[REVIVE]

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)

First Flight 5 Points

Beat Room 5

Dead End 25 Points

Get the bad ending

Expertly Done 1 25 Points

Complete Expert Room 1

Expertly Done 2 25 Points

Complete Expert Room 2

Living End 50 Points

Get the good ending

Time Trophy 100 Points

Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes

Wit of Citrus 100 Points

Obtain all 19 grapefruits